[this asshole]

• Jacob William
• Born in 1983
• Married to the beautiful and awesome Ectasia.
• Slacker and occasional bad artist/writer.
• Despite every effort, still manages to hold down a steady job, at a very reputable art institution none the less.
• Is currently attempting to teach himself how to play piano, by playing songs on pro-mode in Rock Band.
• Enjoys roleplaying and strategy games, cheeseburgers, comics that don’t involve guys in capes (other than Batman,) coffee, craft ales, Elvis Costello, and coveting Moog theremins.