blame the rest on luck
[this asshole]

• Jacob William

• Born in 1983

• Married to the beautiful and awesome Ectasia.

• Slacker and occasional bad artist/writer.

• Despite every effort, still manages to hold down a steady job, at a very reputable art institution none the less.

• Is currently attempting to teach himself how to play piano, by playing songs on pro-mode in Rock Band. 

• Enjoys roleplaying and strategy games, cheeseburgers, comics that don’t involve guys in capes (other than Batman,) coffee, craft ales, Elvis Costello, and coveting Moog theremins.