blame the rest on luck
Sickeningly sweet Birthday card I got from my parents, that contained $50.  And the brand new pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers I got with said $50.  Yeah.  That’s right.  $50 Ray Bans.  You are totally jealous of my pawn shopping prowess.

Sickeningly sweet Birthday card I got from my parents, that contained $50.  And the brand new pair of Ray Ban Wayfarers I got with said $50.  Yeah.  That’s right.  $50 Ray Bans.  You are totally jealous of my pawn shopping prowess.