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Awesome Things My Wife Says, Talking About A Cricket Edition, or Hitchhiker’s Guide to The Galaxy & Star Wars Edition

Me: [reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to Sharon, cause I do that] I don’t understand Cricket.  What’s a wicket?  Is that like…a run?

My wife: I thought wicket was like, an Ewok.

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American works of art belong to the American public; they are part of our cultural history. People who alter or destroy works of art and our cultural heritage for profit or as an exercise of power are barbarians.
George Lucas to Congress, 1988. (via sirmitchell)
beckylikesowls:

My two current obsessions: Monster High and My Little Pony.
Yep, I’m still very much a kid deep down.
I’d feel weird asking my family for a doll for my birthday next week, so I’m seriously considering plunking down my own money on a Ghoulia doll… I mean, COME ON, she’s a bespectacled, anxious zombie that does femme cosplays and goes to Cons, and she has an OWL as a pet. We’re practically soulmates.
Buying yourself a toy is completely appropriate for an adult with a Masters Degree, right? RIGHT?

My wife is an adult.  With a Masters Degree and a Ghoulia doll.
I on the hand have no degrees, but Hellboy, Doctor and Star Wars action figures galore!

beckylikesowls:

My two current obsessions: Monster High and My Little Pony.

Yep, I’m still very much a kid deep down.

I’d feel weird asking my family for a doll for my birthday next week, so I’m seriously considering plunking down my own money on a Ghoulia doll… I mean, COME ON, she’s a bespectacled, anxious zombie that does femme cosplays and goes to Cons, and she has an OWL as a pet. We’re practically soulmates.

Buying yourself a toy is completely appropriate for an adult with a Masters Degree, right? RIGHT?

My wife is an adult.  With a Masters Degree and a Ghoulia doll.

I on the hand have no degrees, but Hellboy, Doctor and Star Wars action figures galore!

unknownskywalker:

Kepler Discovery Confirms First Planet Orbiting Two Stars

The existence of a world with a double sunset, as portrayed in the film Star Wars more than 30 years ago, is now scientific fact. NASA’s Kepler mission has made the first unambiguous detection of a circumbinary planet — a planet orbiting two stars — 200 light-years from Earth, in the constellation Cygnus.

Astronomers used the Kepler Space Telescope to detected the planet, known as Kepler-16b, by observing transits, where the brightness of a parent star dims from the planet crossing in front of it. This milestone discovery confirms a theory that scientists have had for decades but could not prove until now.

When the smaller star partially blocks the larger star, a primary eclipse occurs, and a secondary eclipse occurs when the smaller star is occulted by the larger star. Astronomers further observed that the brightness of the system dipped even when the stars were not eclipsing one another, hinting at a third body.

The additional dimming in brightness events, called the tertiary and quaternary eclipses, reappeared at irregular intervals of time, indicating the stars were in different positions in their orbit each time the third body passed. This showed the third body was circling, not just one, but both stars, in a wide circumbinary orbit.

Kepler-16b is an inhospitable, cold world about the size of Saturn and thought to be made up of about half rock and half gas. The parent stars are smaller than our sun. One is 69% the mass of the sun and the other only 20%. Kepler-16b orbits around both stars every 229 days, similar to Venus’ 225-day orbit, but lies outside the system’s habitable zone, where liquid water could exist on the surface, because the stars are cooler than our sun.

Sweet.  Science.  Fuck yeah.

It kind of pisses me off that Palpatine didn’t die in Return of the Jedi, and that he kept transferring himself into his clone bodies afterwards.

teamkilling-fucktard:

They should have introduced new Sith lords instead of bringing back the same one over and over again in the books until he finally died years and years later. Would have been a lot more poetic if Anakin/Vader would have actually been the one to kill him.

This is why I like the Heir To The Empire series.  Admiral Thrawn is totally badass without needing to be a Sith Lord.

Unpopular opinion of the day.  I like Indiana Jones more than Han Solo.  
(via:bunnypoison)

Unpopular opinion of the day.  I like Indiana Jones more than Han Solo.  

(via:bunnypoison)

joseanything:

I made this exact joke a fucking year ago and it didn’t get anywhere near as many notes.

joseanything:

I made this exact joke a fucking year ago and it didn’t get anywhere near as many notes.

borbor:

Levels of hilarious I did not know existed. Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

borbor:

Levels of hilarious I did not know existed.
Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck.

Happy Jawbreaker Day!

And, of course, May the Fourth be with you!