Me: [reading Hitchhiker’s Guide to Sharon, cause I do that] I don’t understand Cricket.  What’s a wicket?  Is that like…a run?

My wife: I thought wicket was like, an Ewok.

File under: Awesome Things My Wife Says.

“[Salazar, from Resident Evil 4] is like if Napoleon was a Slytherin.”

Awesome Things My Wife Says, Young, Broke & Beautiful edtion: “Basically Hipster: The Show.”

-Awesome Things My Wife Says: DC vs. Marvel Edition.

Awesome Things My Wife Says: Star Trek The Next Generation Edition:

My wife [watching Star Trek: TNG opening credits] Space… The final frontier. These are the voyages of the starship Enterprise. It’s continuing mission, to explore strange new worlds. To seek out new life and new civilizations. To boldly go where no one has gone before.  (note: she quoted it before Picard spoke it.)

[further into the episode:] What the fuck are you doing on the deck, councilor?  Just cause you used to sleep with the first officer…

PS - I also included a picture of Wesley Crusher.  For no real reason, really.  I just like the character.

File Under: Awesome Things My Wife Says - Back To The Future Edition:

“Really, the Delorean is the closest thing to a time machine…it takes you straight to the 80’s.”

-Sharon referring to Billy Mitchell, who had been on screen exactly twice for maybe a full minute.